Unfortunately,The mother-in-law died.
They go to the undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but that it'll cost over $5000,
whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, Are you sure? That's an awfully expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.