A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

Unfortunately,The mother-in-law died.

They go to the undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home

but that it'll cost over $5000,

whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, Are you sure? That's an awfully expense and

we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and

three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.